The early days of baseball was a time when you hit a leather ball with a wooden stick. Your success was based strictly on skill. Holy crap! Where did those days go? All of a sudden athletes (if you can call them that) have been shooting themselves up with whatever they find on the locker room floor. In the early days, the players could maybe bench press 250lbs. Now, the players can lift their house on their bad days. First, it started with Barry Bonds and Mark McGwire with "unknown substances". Then it was Louis Anderson with cheese wizz. If this crisis continues, sports as we know it will be no more. Nearly anybody will be able to play anything with the fine tuning from steroids. Yes, this includes Judge Judy, Oprah, and Rosie O'Donnel. So, get ready to play that sport you've always wanted to play: basketball, soccer, or curling. Also get ready to see the rest of the world at it too.